Oh boy! I’ve been looking forward to trashing this movie that dared to call itself “Hot Frosty” for weeks now! I mean seriously, somebody wanting to turn a snowman into a Chippendale has got to be either nuts or at least way out of bounds,

Here’s the pitch for “Hot Frosty”: A widow wraps an enchanted scarf around a hunky snowman who springs to life and professes his love. Here are the two possible audience reactions: “How dumb!” and “How dumb — can’t wait to watch!”

Netflix's Hot Frosty attempts to inject some flavor into their traditional Christmas movie formula, but the results are still generically saccharine.

It's been over 20 years since cartoonist Peter Morley-Souter invented the only rule of the internet everyone actually agrees on: Rule No. 34, which says that if a thing exists, there is an X-rated version of it.